Cream scalloped shape

MANIFESTATION TANKS

Zaddy Please Tank
$35.00

Leather, longing, and emotional regulation. Gay + Healing — we beg, but mindfully.

Made from premium mid-weight jersey that’s smooth, soft, and stretches just enough to forgive your life choices. Precision-cut and hand-sewn because healing deserves high-quality fabric. Designed to move with you — emotionally and physically — whether you’re running from your ex or toward enlightenment.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

More Chicken Tank
$35.00

More chicken. More rice. More me. Spiritually enlightened, physically delusional.

Made from premium mid-weight jersey that’s smooth, soft, and stretches just enough to forgive your life choices. Precision-cut and hand-sewn because healing deserves high-quality fabric. Designed to move with you — emotionally and physically — whether you’re running from your ex or toward enlightenment.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Make It a Double Tank
$35.00

Make it a double — the drink, the trauma, or the exes? I’m not coping, I’m curating.


Made from premium mid-weight jersey that’s smooth, soft, and stretches just enough to forgive your life choices. Precision-cut and hand-sewn because healing deserves high-quality fabric. Designed to move with you — emotionally and physically — whether you’re running from your ex or toward enlightenment.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

THIS WONT FIX

YOUR LIFE

BUT YOUR

BREAKDOWN

WILL LOOK

CUTE.

A TOTE-ALLY AWESOME DROP

Make it a Double Tote
$30.00

Make it a double — the drink, the trauma, or the exes? I’m not coping, I’m curating.

Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.

  • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)

  • Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)

  • Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)

  • 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length

  • Open main compartment

  • Blank product sourced from India

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

More Chicken - Himbo Tote
$30.00

More chicken. More rice. More me. Spiritually enlightened, physically delusional.
Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.

  • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)

  • Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)

  • Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)

  • 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length

  • Open main compartment

  • Blank product sourced from India

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Zaddy Please Tote
$30.00

He orders whiskey neat and emotions messy. Yes, he moisturizes. No, he won’t text first.

Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.

  • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)

  • Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)

  • Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)

  • 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length

  • Open main compartment

  • Blank product sourced from India

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

COMING SOON!

A black and white illustration of a young man smiling, with the upper half of a skull behind him. Text on the image reads "Surviving Twink Death" and "The art to dying beautifully," with "Gay + Healing" at the bottom.

Surviving Twink Death

A Gay Self-Help Guide for the End of Youth and the Beginning of Taste.

Every gay man eventually faces it: the slow fade of the twink era — when the apps stop greeting you with “hey cutie” and start calling you “sir.”

But don’t panic. This isn’t death; it’s reincarnation in better lighting. Surviving Twink Death is a queer spiritual guide to aging disgracefully, healing deliciously, and learning that self-worth is hotter than a jawline.

Part self-help book, part roast, it blends therapy speak with drag-queen clarity to help you grieve your youth, reclaim your power, and rise again as your final form — confident, moisturized, and unbothered.

GAY + HEALING

GAY + HEALING

Ozempic was my

evolution stone

into Daddy-hood.