Make It a Double Tank
Make it a double — the drink, the trauma, or the exes? I’m not coping, I’m curating.
Made from premium mid-weight jersey that’s smooth, soft, and stretches just enough to forgive your life choices. Precision-cut and hand-sewn because healing deserves high-quality fabric. Designed to move with you — emotionally and physically — whether you’re running from your ex or toward enlightenment.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Make it a double — the drink, the trauma, or the exes? I’m not coping, I’m curating.
Made from premium mid-weight jersey that’s smooth, soft, and stretches just enough to forgive your life choices. Precision-cut and hand-sewn because healing deserves high-quality fabric. Designed to move with you — emotionally and physically — whether you’re running from your ex or toward enlightenment.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!